Mightily Oats has not picked a good time to be a Priest. He thought he'd come to Lancre for a simple ceremony. Now he's caught up in a war between vampires and witches. And The Vampires are intelligent. They've got style and fancy waistcoats and they're out of the casket and want a bite of the future. Mightily Oats knows he has a prayer, but he wishes he had an axe.